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Tuesday, 26 May 2009

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US convicts will have new dress code in Gitmo

Since Republicants and Demogogues alike have expressed extreme distrust in the US prison system that incarcerates more convicts than any other industrial democracy in the world, the Obama administration has decided that rather than bring Muhammed and the other 200 plus Muslim terrorist to Mt Washington, why not bring the mountain chain gang of American criminals to Muhammed.

Lawyers for the Gitmo detainees have already begun protesting the inevitable overcrowding that will result from an influx of 2 million US convicts. Not only is overcrowding a source of argument but the low moral character of American criminals has also been a sore point.

Gitmo detainees, their defense attorneys argue are very strict religious people who only hurt others because their god told them to. US inmates on the other hand only hurt others because their need for drugs tell them to. Marxist legal scholars have suggested that there isn't really much of a difference.

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