Writer L. Yawn Nowbored, trapped in his office with his secretary Monika Blewinsky for ten minutes, decided today to alleviate his boredom by inventing a new religion, Spoofology.
'Here's how it works', the writer - now The High Leader Thingy of Zaargos - said. 'You send me all your money, credit cards, gold bullion, even cars, and I then anoint you as 'Spoofologist Number X'.
As soon as your checque clears. And then you become one of the Chosen Spoofologists, to whom are revealed the Secrets of Spoofology.'
When asked what the secrets were, the leader said: 'Hardly be secrets if I told you, would they? But they're basically ideas about spaceships and aliens, and crap that even most children would laugh at, but ones that Hollywood film stars believe in.'
'Well, they're the type that think America won two World Wars and captured and deciphered the Enigma machine, because Americans made films saying that Americans did those things. Which they didn't.'
Spoofologists will have to marry inbred American children of pop and film stars, and say the magic words 'We're Not Gays' at their weddings, and will have to be endlessly ridiculed by intelligent people. Which rules out American pop and film stars. And Americans.
Tom Midget was too busy ruling the Fourth Reich to comment.