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Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Cheney even looks like Crazy john McCain

Former Vice president and really bad shot Dick cheney has been confined to the psychiatric ward at the Douglas Mac Arthur Military Hospital for the Militarily mentally Insane.

Cheney, who cannot seem to keep his mouth shut after practically ruining the country and much of the world for the last eight years, has gone so far off the beaten track that even the Republican men in the white coats came to get him.

DMHMM shrink, Oldeshoulders Nevershirk MD ordered the restrained arrest and confinement of the frequently restrained,arrested and confined Bush Vice President after his observation that Cheney has lost all control of his mouth:

"Cheney could never control his mind but as long as he hid in various bunkers miles underground and no one could hear his paranoid ramblings, it was pretty OK. Now that he has been released and unarrested, unstraitjacketed and unconfined and everyone can hear his uncontrolled paranoid rantings...it's just not OK anymore..."

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