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Saturday, 3 July 2004

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Ralph Macchio (right) with famous fatass Michael Moore

Reactionary actor Ralph Macchio, known for his appearances in films such as Popcorn Shrimp and The Secret of Nimh 2: Timmy to the Rescue, was found accompanying a more cleanly shaven and far less toad-like Michael Moore last Sunday at Hi Tide Bar in Long Beach, CA.

After about his fifth Smirnoff Ice, between sniffles, sips and tears, the young successful actor began to reveal unto a porcinely perspiring Moore, his strong regrets about voting Republican in past elections. At least that's the story we got from Moore along with incriminating footage of George Bush raping a baby.

It seems as though Macchio has made an idealistic right to left roundhouse and has decided to vote for Ralph Nader in the upcoming presidential election. Macchio stated, "What can I say? He's got a great name. Hee ya, hee ya."

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