America's Central Intelligence Agency, famous for doing Britain's dirty work across the planet in the name of American freedom, was today renamed the Muslim Suicide Bombers.
As yet another MSB attack killed hundreds of innocent civilians in Iraq, CIA director Henry Childkiller said: 'OK, we're Nazis, and we love blowing civilians to death, because we can't win wars. But as long as we fill the news with 'suicide bomber' shit, we get away with it. Well, in America we do. Smart people, the Americans.'
Some have suggested that the the people that rule USA are nothing more than people that now disgrace themselves and their nation by killing people for money in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Palestine, but can't actually win wars against anyone themselves. They're right. The rest of the English-speaking world now calls Americans parasites and cowards. Which is why we sent them to America.
The CIA - Cocked Itup Again.
Funny how Barack Obama never mentions funding fascist Israel. Or the Vietnam war. Or the Korean one. Or Americans funding the Provisional IRA, an organisation that disgraces the Irish people themselves.
The CIA does the same for Americans, from murdering the democratically elected president of Chile to blatantly allowing two jets to kill thousands of its own citizens in New York City.
The CIA would be called terrorist murderers in any other country.
Get rid of them.