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Friday, 22 May 2009

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Johnny "PeePee Gone" Waters, the man with the world's smallest penis has died from an overdose of a triple Cialis/Viagra cocktail according to police in New York City.

"We think he had reached his limit with either one of the penis-helpers and tried a combo that is not recommended by either of the companies that make them", reported Officer Larry Levits.

PeePee Gone, as most of his friends called him from childhood, was found by his wife when she came home from work as a waitress at the "Eye Spy" in lower Manhattan, early this morning.

"He was just lying there on the bed naked. I guess he was waiting for me to get home and trying to surprise me with his little pinkie- it was fully extended and stiff of at least, I could see it. But then I found the rest of him was stiff also."

"He really tried hard to overcome his handicap, ordering one device after another, but you can't take three of those pills every day, let alone mixing them."

The funeral will be Monday with a lot of friends dropping by. Jeanie, PeePee's Gone's wife said that big penis shaped wreaths were fine. That Johnny would have loved it.

"There's no doubt that we're all gonna miss the Little Guy", stated friend after friend.

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