(Washington DC) -- Congress lined up today and received a free flu shot to prevent swine flu. The CDC (Centers for Disease Clowns) only had 535 vaccine shots left; exactly enough for everyone on Capitol Hill. There won't be any more vaccines for at least six months.
Nancy Pelosi smiled brightly after receiving her flu shot: "I know the voters want me alive and healthy. I know the flu bug is much worse than anyone can imagine. I visited Gitmo last summer and saw the experiments the government was doing on inmates. I am much too important to get sick and die. You're not." she cheerfully said.
Senator Kennedy couldn't resist bragging about his flu shot. "Just want to let you know I got a flu shot, and you didn't. Even a dying Kennedy is worth more than you. I hope I live long enough to see the little people like you drop dead in the streets." said the senator. He had another vodka martini and passed out.
Joe Biden stopped by the Hill to check on his former co-workers. The Executive branch had their flu shots back in March. Joe couldn't resist giving away a few secrets again.
"I know The Big Guy doesn't want me talking, but I just can't resist." said the Vice President. "We call in the Summer Flu, just you wait, you'll find out! I can't say anymore, I'll sing something instead!" he broadly smiled.
Joe was in a good mood and started singing an old song by Eddie Cochran called The Summertime Blues.
"Sometimes I a wonder, what I am gonna do, there ain't no cure for the Summertime Flu."