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Friday, 2 July 2004

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"You tell Mr. Bush that if he wants my vote, all he has to do is ask."

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Appearing before a judge, Saddam Hussein endorsed the Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign(Trancript Below).

Judge: "For the record, could you please state your name and occupation."

Hussein: "I am Saddam Hussein, the president of Iraq."

Judge: "Mr. Hussein, you are on trial for the charges of committing crimes against humanity, for..."

Hussein: "How could you say that? I did that for the Iraqi people ... how could you defend these dogs."

Judge: "I said 'crimes against humanity' - people - not dogs Mr. Hussein."

Hussein: "Whatever, this is all a theater designed by president Bush for his re-election. You tell Mr. Bush that if he wants my vote, all he has to do is ask. Allah be praised, I'll have my dogs... excuse me, I mean, my people vote for him as well. You saw what I was able to accomplish in my own election, right? - 99% of the popular vote."

Judge: "So - you're pleading insanity then."

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