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Monday, 18 May 2009

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A model modeling a pair of Hannah Montana Japanese Underwear. (photo courtesy of Billy Ray Cyrus)

SAN FRANCISCO - A group of Asians who had filed a $2 billion lawsuit against Miley Cyrus have agreed to drop their lawsuit.

The group, which calls itself We No Got Slant Eyes, had filed the lawsuit alleging racism on Miley's part because they said that she had pulled her eyelids to give her eyes a 'slant-eyed' Asian look.

Miley told the group that she was not making fun of Asians and that she was only making fun of LeAnn Rimes, Taylor Swift, and Renee Zellwegger.

The Asian group agreed to drop their $2 billion lawsuit when Miley offered each group member free tickets to one of her concerts.

Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's dad said that they would also throw in Hannah Montana Chinese Character Symbol Temporary Tattoos, Hannah Montana Korean Lipstick, Hannah Montana Japanese Underwear, and a Hannah Montana Cambodian Bobblehead Doll.

Meanwhile, arrangements are being finalized for the free-admission concert that Miley Cyrus will be performing at in the brand new Connie Chung Coliseum in Hong Kong, China.

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