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Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Elton John's brother complains about life not being fair.

Elton John's brother made a statement on national television that he is jealous of Saudi Arabian men because they have four wives in their marriage.

Elton John's brother nick named "Lonely Willy" said he has been a homosexual since the age of seventeen because women kept refusing to date him.

He said, "I don't understand why men in Saudi Arabia are much luckier than men in the west."

Willy is still loose and wanting to produce.

In Saudi Arabia it is a crime of genocide if a man is not allowed four wives to marry.

The logical premise behind Saudi laws is written in the bible where God orders the prophet to tell the children of Adam to marry many wives and make their seed as abundant as the grains of sand in the desert.

Muslim men can keep up to four wives at a time under sharia, or Islamic law, which is applied in oil-rich Saudi Arabia.

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