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Friday, 15 May 2009

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Back To Work For Michelle

DATELINE:WASHINGTON_DC -- President Obama tapped a familiar shoulder today, and named his wife Michelle to the Supreme Court. If confirmed, the First Lady will include the black robes of a Supreme Court Justice with her stylish wardrobe. Mrs. Obama has absolutely no experience and she can't wait to begin her new job!

The shocking nepotism was greeted with delight by the mainstream media.

Diane Sewer from 'Good Mourning American' said the president "showed amazing intelligence by choosing his wife. Her sharp wit and rock-star arms will grace the Court for generations!"

George Stepinapplesalot from ABCD cried when he heard the news. "Only a gifted, remarkable man would have the audacity to choose his wife for this job. It is another historic achievement, please let me cry for a few minutes alone." he chocked. The tears made his mascara run.

Only Jim Ledhair of PBS's 'Newhour' was able to see through the deception.

"I think this is a disgrace. This is both criminal and insane. She's a moron. Don't people realize what's going on??" he asked.

Suddenly, the TV screen went black for a minute. Then, Gwen Awful's smiling face appeared instead.

"Jim had to go to the mental hospital, but he should be OK. We'll be right back with more exciting news about Michelle Obama's rock-star arms!" smiled Gwen into the camera.

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