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Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Wanda Sykes (L) and her assistant Ingrid Figfiglia (R) on their way to The White House.

CHICAGO - Wanda Sykes, the comedienne who brought the house down at the recent White House Correspondents' Association Dinner will be appearing in the June issue of PlaySista Magazine.

The 45-year-old Sykes, who is widely-known for her brusque comedic observations on current events as well as for her razor-sharp outspoken wit said that President Obama and Michelle liked her so much that they wanted to hire her as a week-end babysitter for Malia and Sasha.

Sykes replied that she really appreciated the offer but added that lately she has been spending her weekends writing anti-Rush Limbaugh jokes for her stand up comedy act at L.A.'s House of Hellacious Hilarity.

Wanda was first approached by PlaySista Magazine last year but at that time she was busy filming the Showtime comedy special, "My Parents Were Negroes, But Me, I Be Black."

Sykes stated that she is old-fashioned in that she still perfers the term black to the term African-American. Sykes then said that she had never been to Africa.

She then added that she wouldn't be able to tell Africa from Iceland, except for maybe the fact that Africa doesn't have any polar bears, and Iceland doesn't have any Lions.

In a recent one-on-one interview with Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity, Sykes confessed that her greatest satisfaction in life has not been that she has received hundreds of awards for her comedic talent but the fact that she now has more money than the 100 richest Ku Klux Klan'ers in America combined.

Wanda laughs and says that in her nude photo layout she starts out wearing a KKK robe and hood and gradually strips down revealing a pair of size 12 KKK black bikini thong panties and a "Yeah, I'm A Proud Cracker" black bra."

When a reporter remarked that Wanda Sykes ain't no Halle Berry, Sykes perked up and replied tongue-in-cheek, "Well let me tell you something you white Martha White Flour-looking semi-transparent honky, Halle Berry ain't no Halle Berry."

Sykes then stated that she will start filming a movie shortly with Joaquin "Is This Neptune?" Phoenix. The movie is based on the inter-racial marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal. The title of the motion picture is The Black Seal and The White Klum.

In related news. The rumor that Seal was having an affair with Kathy Griffin have been proved to be totally false. Seal remarked to Wolf Blitzer, "Are you kidding me? My Heidi is a three tiered wedding cake and compared to her, Griffin is a piece of cornbread."

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