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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

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President Obama liked Wanda Sykes' jokes so much he has hired her to be his head maid.

CHICAGO - Comedienne Wanda Sykes and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh have kissed and made up.

Sykes was recently the featured performer at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. She took some pretty good jabs at old "Mush Mouth" Limbaugh.

The 45-year-old Sykes said that one of the names on Limbaugh's 'Fave Five' is Osama Bin Laden.

She also said that Limbaugh has secretly been emailing Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez about getting a good rate on some used gasoline.

Limbaugh countered by saying that Sykes likes girls to which Wanda replied, "Well I'm married to one so I guess that I do."

Limbaugh then said that Sykes was the voice of a puppet on Comedy Central's Crank Yankers to which Sykes replied "I was."

Getting a little agitated Limbaugh thought for a moment, he took a puff from his big old cigar, and said that Sykes is black.

Sykes rolled her eyes and replied, "You got me fat boy."

In other news. The Shrine Circus has just announced that due to the declining economy they are having to lay off their human cannonball.

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