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Tuesday, 12 May 2009

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Stormy Daniels, has just been named by President Barack Obama to be the new Secretary of Sex.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex.

Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In her role she will be responsible to make sure that no members of the president's cabinet put themselves in a situation where their integrity, character, or honor will be compromised.

Stormy, whose real name is Dandelion Blossom Daniels was a crayfish history magor at Cajun Queen University in Ponchatoula, Louisiana.

Her junior year she was voted "The Cajun Queen University Queen of The Creole Food Fixin' Festival."

During her senior year she was overwhelmingly voted "Campus Coed With The Sexiest Looking Lap."

Stormy left the university shortly after the alleged athletic department incident which the local paper, The Ponchatoula Morning Etouffee referred to as The Stormy Daniels / Cajun Queen Basketball Team Unfortunate Bus Incident.

Eventually all of the charges were dropped but the roundball affair did manage to put an impromptu end to the Cajun Queen Bayou Buccaneers basketball program.

All of the players managed to transfer to other schools. KeyBeau Daywater is presently playing pro ball in Spain and LaBeau Breen has been drafted by the Boston Celtics.

Ms. Daniels said that thanks to Donald Trump and one of the best tattoo removal doctors in the nation she was able to have the names of all ten Cajun Queen basketball team members removed from her back with just a minor amount of pain.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Stormy wrote a book about the basketball incident. It is entitled, How Many Flagrant Fouls Is A Girl Supposed To Take Before One Is Called.

MGM has already purchased the movie rights and they plan on having Angelina Jolie star in the leading role. Roger Clemens has been signed to play the Bayou Buccaneer mascot, Jambalaya. And Anderson Cooper will be portraying Rick the bus driver).

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