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Topics: Mel Gibson, Theatre

Thursday, 1 July 2004

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The cinema where Mel Gibson got nailed

USA, Missouri - As punishment for encouraging anti-semitism from his work on 'The Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has been nailed to a cinema by a group of Rabbis. The Chief Rabbi of the group explained their reasons. "The Passion story has been the cause of the murder of thousands of Jews. Hopefully nailing him to the cinema will discourage remakes and change that murderous trend. Our current plans include the systematic crucifixion of all cinemas' bosses that elect to show the Gibson production, which should guarantee our popularity and the future of our race."

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