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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 9 May 2009

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Check the ID of that First Lady on Obama's arm tonight, CIA guards have warned

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Kazakhstani Ass Mess): President Obama's security detail has warned that a low-life comedian masquerading as the President might make a prankster infiltration of tonight's eagerly awaited White House Co-respondents' Dinner.

Sorcerers close to UK comic Sacha Baron Cohen denied that the fabled spoofer was about to embark on his most audacious attempt yet to impersonate the USA's great new Commander in Chief.

But they stayed absolutely schtum about reports that the fabled Bruno and Borat humorist will instead turn up on the President's arm disguised as First Lady Michelle Obama.

"Ya reckon Barry would actually notice the difference?" was how one seasoned Fright House security veteran put it today.

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