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Saturday, 9 May 2009

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Axed why the children might be so loud, Eddie Gordon replied, "Don't axe me."

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet."

"I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downstairs neighbor. She complains that this is not an isolated incident, but an ongoing problem with the juggernauts of giant genitalia.

"I'mon only axe you 'bout one more time!!" she yelled emphatically. "Then, it's fi'na get real serious!"

Many neighbors say they are fed up. "I don't care if they're the man with the world's largest a**hole and the woman with the world's most flatulent p*ssy," says T-Boone Jackson. "I'm tired of axin' nicely! If they don't shut up those damn kids, I'mon have to kill somebody."

We wanted to know if he was serious, but were afraid to axe.

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