HOLLYWOOD - And then there were three. American Idol has dumped the only female left in the singing competition. Seventeen year old Allison Irheta was given the heave ho by host Ryan Seacrest.
The hard rockin' red headed teenager sang the old 1971 Janis Joplin song "Cry Baby" actually better than Joplin herself.
When Seacrest asked her for her feelings she paused and then said that she lost because Simon, the T-shirt sultan did not like her. She said he hated her song choice, her hair, her makeup, her boots, her smile, and her stomach freckles.
Simon replied that she was wrong because he did not hate her boots.
Paula cried, Randy laughed, and Kara asked what in the world is wrong with you folks. She then said that it was clear that the reason that Allison, who is of Salvadoran descent, lost is because she can't speak English.
An inside source who just happened to see the vote tally said that Allison lost out to Danny Gokey by three votes.
Allison who was a favorite of such notables as Katie Couric, Shaquile O'Neal, Sean Hannity, and Hugo Chavez said that she'll just go back home and get her GED.
She added that within the next few days she plans to put in applications at Dairy Queen, Panda Express, Toys 'R' Us, and Radio Shack.
In a related story. Allison wants to dispell the rumor that Woody Allen had tried to hit on her.