SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Howard Stern rip-off and unoriginal homophobe Michael Savage has been banned in Britain and area men and women chime in.
"Who?" kindly asks area office manger and part-pharmacy tech, Jan Tomlinson, 52, sipping on a soothing cup of green tea. "I don't know who Michael Savage is but if he rips off the 'King of all Media' then Howard should definitely pray cancer on him and then he will be banned from the Earth, or throw bologna at his butt - either one is fine."
Area mechanical engineer, Dennis Carter does not know anything about the radio-hosts recent banning, but he also does not understand the parallels between Michael Savage and Howard Stern.
"It doesn't make sense to me to think of Michael Savage as a Howard Stern imitator because he's just not talented, bright or funny, so how can he be like Howard Stern? That's like comparing Don Imus to Lenny Bruce."
"It's more logical to think of Michael Savage as a Laura Ingraham imitator than a Howard Stern imitator. Keep the irrelevant, talentless and intellectually stagnate in the same category."
When asked about Savage's banning, one area Howard Stern fan summed it up best:
"Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! F-Jackie!"
Other individuals with careers because of Howard Stern include: Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Eric the Midget.