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Sunday, 3 May 2009

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We want the funk!

Hot news from Dallas this evening is that the Cowboys cheerleaders are to release a new CD with the legendary P-Funk artist George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic fame. The song to be recorded is the old 1976 monster success, Tear The Roof Off The Sucker.

Clinton is on a nationwide tour to promote his new album, Cowgirls Is Ma Thang, due for release in June, and stopped by the Irving training facility to 'see' some Texas girls in action.

Whilst there, he staged an impromptu performance of some of his most notable hits, including The Electric Spanking Of War Babies, Up For The Down Stroke and One Nation Under A Groove, as well as the brilliant sensual track from the new release, Let Me Lick Yo Ass, Bitch.

Meanwhile, in another incident next door at the Cowboys training tent, tornado-like high winds tore the roof off the sucker.

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