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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Angelina Jolie's father wont say how the swine flu entered his body

Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long friend Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital.

After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to the hospital to be by his side.

Doctors say he will make a quick recovery after having recieved twenty-four enemas to remove the fecal impaction infected with the swine flu.

The long standing beef between Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight is said to have come to an end during this crisis.

Jolie and Voight have not spoken since 2002 when Voight suggested on TV that his daughter was mentally ill.

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