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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Manhattan's Trump Tower where 'Celebrity Apprentice' is filmed before a live audience.

NEW YORK CITY - Melissa Rivers, the 41-year-old daughter of comedienne Joan Rivers was fired from "Celebrity Apprentice" by Donald Trump.

Needless to say Melissa left, but she did not go easy. She walked out into the hall ranting and raving and demanding to be paid her money.

And now NBC is reporting that Melissa Rivers has hired famed employee rights attorney Vernon Palermo of the law firm of Abercrombie, Gubatosi, Palermo, and Stoopowitz to represent her in her lawsuit against Donald Trump.

Melissa has said that during the board room meeting co-judge Jim Cramer was going to suggest that Trump fire Brande Roderick, the ex-Playboy Playmate.

But Trump slipped Cramer a message underneath the table which apparently convinced Jim to suggest that Melissa be fired instead.

After Trump fired Melissa, Joan comforted her and then decided to go and find Melissa's team members Brande Roderick and noted poker player Annie Duke.

Joan found them both brushing their teeth in the womens' bathroom.

Joan called Annie a 'Nazi' and Brande a 'Nazi Follower.' She then said that Brande was probably about 75 percent silicone, 20 percent blonde dye, and 5 percent jello.

She then said that Annie was nothing but a two-faced, backstabbing, white trash poker-playing, brown-nosing, ass-kissing, conceited tramp.

Annie hollered back at Joan that she was not conceited.

Then Annie got in Joan's face and told her that if she has one more facelift she'll end up with a goatee.

Melissa then quickly got between them and told Annie that she looked like a placenta...and an ugly one at that.

Brande grabbed Annie's hand and told her to leave. Joan pushed Brande and told her that she had heard that the sailors on the USS Montana had told her that Brande's nipples were inverted.

Brande hollered that she had heard that Joan's high school prom date had been Teodore Roosevelt.

Just then three security guards walked in and threatened to put all of the 'Ladies' in handcuffs if they did not stop their screaming, yelling, and rude cackling.

Joan kept on hollering but she stopped right away as soon as one of the guards cocked his taser gun and told Joan that she was about three seonds away from getting her Jewish butt tasered.

In a related story. Joan stormed out of the building with her daughter. She told a Trump representative that she had quit. but that remains to be seen. Meanwhile Brande Roderick has hired a 6 foot 7 inch bodyguard just in case Joan does happen to return.

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