Hell, Michigan: After over 2000 years in business the Boogie Man has retired and is moving to Kissimmee FL, near Disneyworld. "This Michigan town freezes over every winter and I am sick of it," he was heard saying! Others cautioned that where he was going in Florida was "hell on wheels."
When asked for additional reasons for retirement the Boogie Man said "I am tired of scaring little kids by providing anxiety closets; producing witches, goblins, monsters, spirits and ghosts; and creating pink elephants for adults.
The Boogie Man's replacement is to be Global Warming (GW). GW will be bringing climate change fear into the hearts of both adults and little children for a long time. The Boogie Man quipped "once people realize the real boogie man is the politicians, they will get out their pitchforks and run these people out of town!"