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Saturday, 25 April 2009

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"Revolution"!

Following his recent visit to Scotland President Barack Obama has observed and stated that:

"To date we The Black Race and our Scottish ally Beaders have depended on White Americans and English Sassenachs for our TV, our dress, our feeding (Mac Donal's), and our schooling!"

"Despite the enormous natural resources American Blacks and Beaders have we are still economic slaves to the Protestant Work Ethic of Western culture, we lack the "killer-instinct" and "devil-may-care" attitude of White Caucasian Protestant Brits, as well as the "Spider Web Economic Mentality" of invasive Pakis."

Obama adds "As the most powerful man on Earth I am not afraid to use the words 'Nigger', 'Beader' and 'Paki' in both critical or stereotypic senses. I say, 'It is not what you call us and them, but what we and they answer to, that matters most.'!"

Obama goes onto say "American Blacks and Scottish Beaders have been economic slaves for far too long. Currently we are owned lock stock and barrel by the peoples of the post Edwardian VI era of England and under me and ex British Prime Minister Blair, we are fighting back!"

Backed by The Most Reverend Mario John Conte, Archbishop of Glasgow - who stated in his latest sermon at St Dude's, "Call out the instigators because there's something in the air and the new revolution's hereā€¦!"

Conte added "Obama's campaign is also backed by the tribute comedian to Charlie Williams - Golli Wog!"

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