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Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Washington, D.C. - Top scientists and economists joined President Barack Obama today at the White House and announced two stunning revelations.

Economic: Barack Obama's top economic advisors say that the economy is better than it was 10 years ago. "Look, what you need to know is.... the economy.... is changing... its... the American people need hope. Their hope is improving our economy" Obama stated.

He also said that his advisors told him that the housing market crash was an "elaborate and cruel April Fools joke by the Bush Administration".

Scientific: Barack Obama joined by the likes of Steven Hawking, Jane Goodall, and Nicholas Claus announced today that the sky was in fact green. As it turns out green is actually blue and blue is really green. "BEEP BOOP... BEEEEEEEEEP" Hawking announced.

President Obama explained that the blue we see is actually the hope and change for green. "Look.. If we believe... that... times are changing... that... colors are changing... and that... hope is in the... air, then we will realize the sky is... green".

President Obama announced his plans to bailout the color blue by the end of 2010 calling the mess "an urgent matter".

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