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Thursday, 23 April 2009

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One of the two cowboy boots that Willie Nelson gave to Shaheen Jafargholi

AUSTIN - Country music legend Willie Nelson has agreed to record a duet with the wonderboy from Wales, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi.

Nelson who is 75-years-old has recorded with nearly every well-known singer in existence from Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn to Neil Young and Julio Iglesias.

Willie was suppossed to have recorded with Celine Dion, but she is allergic to sorghum.

Willie's manager Manolo Villasolo has said that when Willie and Shaheen first met they immediatley hit it off. Shaheen told Nelson all about Welch's Grape Drink and Willie told Shaheen all about Lone Star Beer.

Nelson said that he and the phenomenal kid from Wales will be recording his 1978 hit, "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys."

Willie said that he took Shaheen out to his Santa Fajitas Ranch located just west of San Antonio.

He said that the kid had a great time and everything went really well until Shaheen mistook a Texas longhorn for a white tailed deer and he shot it.

Shaheen felt bad and he got teary-eyed until Willie comforted him by telling him that he had just shot their dinner.

Willie had one of his ranch cooks barbecue the steer and that night they had a great old-fashioned barbecue fandango and a deep in the heart of Texas hoe down.

Some of Willie's neighbors dropped by including, country singer George Strait, actor Tommy Lee Jones, Spurs coach Greg Popovich, and Mr. and Mrs. Tony Parker (Eva Longoria-Parker).

CNN's Anderson Cooper, CBS's Katie Couric, and IUD's Ellen DeGeneres could not make it due to prior commitments.

Shaheen had a great time playing games like, Pin The Tail On The (Live) Armadillo, Calf Roping, Steer Wrestling, Mud Wrestling, Texas Hold 'em Poker, and Kiss Margarita's Maracas.

In other news. President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has expressed a desire to purchase the Alamo and move it down to Caracas, Venezuela.

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