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Topics: Barack Obama, Guns

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Barack Obama has confounded political pundits as he has dodged left then right and defied prediction in his early presidential dance.

He releases CIA torture info with one hand and then protects the inquisitors with the other. He spends billions on bailouts then cuts wasteful spending. Iraq is a draw down but Afghanistan is a run up!

The most outrageous issue of all may be the Obama gun conundrum. The Bush Sunday in the Park with Firearms will remain defaeted by courts without an Obie Defense. Predictable say their gun happy fools on the right. But who saw the decision to allow the ban on assault weapons to expire coming from the Hawaiian candidate from whom the militant militiamen of the religious right hid their arms?

National Review, Soldier of Fortune and Gangsta Arsenal Poetry and Firearms Digest all praised Obie's submachine gun stimulus package.

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