HOLLYWOOD - Elaine Paige, who is regarded as "The Queen of English Musical Theater" has agreed to appear on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and sing a duet with the Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle.
DWTS host Tom Bergeron confirmed that both 'Divas' will be flying to Los Angeles to perform a singing duet that promises to be one of the greatest singing duets since Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias sang "To All The Girls We've Loved Before" back in 1984.
Miss Paige revealed that her and Susan have so much in common. She stated that both have never been married, neither has any children, both love Oreo 'Double Stuf' cookies, both have been kissed by Brad Pitt, and both think that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest young women in the Colonies.
A spokesperson for Universal Pictures disclosed that they are in the process of trying to cast Paige and Boyle in a remake of the old Marilyn Monroe - Jayne Mansfield movie, Two Old Gals Full of Life, Laughter, Lust, and Libido.
In a related story. Both Elaine and Susan have stated that they have each been approached by Madonna's record label in hopes that they will record Madonna's hit song, "Like A Virgin."