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Friday, 17 April 2009

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In 2007, illegal alien Escritorio Durango realized his lifelong dream of owning his very own bicycle.

CHICAGO - President Obama on his way to Mexico to meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderon decided to let 100 illegal aliens from the Chicago area fly with him on Air Force One.

A White House spokesmen said that all 100 "Trespassers" were thrilled beyond belief to experience their very first airplane ride.

The president was a gracious host as he put on a "Viva Mexico" apron and helped to pass out breakfast tacos, nachos, guacamole dip, and Corona Light Beer to the 100 "Undocumented Workers."

Sterling Romanwater, commander of The Air Force One Secret Service detail stated that the 100 "Vacationers" were all extremely well-behaved.

He added that they especially got a kick out of hitting the pinata that looked exactly like CNN's Lou Dobbs, who many consider to be the nation's number one anti-illegal alien proponent.

One of the older "Sightseers" Escritorio Durango, 67, proclaimed in somewhat broken English, "I heet dee pinata with all my mussels and I nock all the candy inside the plane English air fours uno (one) all ober dee hell place."

Another "Infrequent Flyer" Timmy Torres remarked, "I love ebry thing about Amerika, I love Diet Dr. Pepperoni(Pepper), N & N's (M & M's), Dee Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders, mmmm-mmmm!, and Simon Cowell."

Torres smiled as he took a sip from his Corona Light and added, "But I do not like Parisita Hilton, Anita Coulter, or Nicolita Richie because dose tree beaches are all skinny way too mucho much.

President Obama who speaks very good Spanish explained to the "Guests" several things about the National Basketball Association such as how many points a three point shot is worth, and why it is that every NBA basketball player can not utter three sentences without saying the words, focus, execute, tattoo, and 'but ref.'

The "Exchange Students" then told the president all about bullfighting and why exactly it is that 90 percent of all bullfighters wear pink pantyhose, Salma Hayek Designer houseshoes, and Eva Longoria-Parker's favorite perfume, Esposas Desesperadas (Desperate Housewives).

As soon as the plane landed at Mexico City's Taco Bell Airport and the plane door opened the 100 "Illegal Aliens" took off running like a herd of gazelles.

The president laughed and remarked to Michelle, the "First Mama" that the silly "Vatos" (guys) must have forgotten that they were actually in their own country.

In other news. Former "First Lady" Laura Bush told CBS's Katie Couric that she has been notified that effective May 1, 2009 she will become the assistant manager at the Dallas Dairy Queen that she works at.

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