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Friday, 17 April 2009

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" A sad, sad, bad, bad man"

Barack Obama has bravely released the scandalous evidence of Bush era torture crimes but then declared all CIA sadists immune from prosecution.

A psychiatrist close to the President as in the distance of a chair from a couch finds in this kind of contradictory signs of a sado-masochist tendency.

Dr Marcus Day-Sadd called Obama's drastic shifts from left to right and right to wrong symptoms of a mind a drift in self inflicted suffering that then lashes out to cause pain on others. The good doctor contrasted Obama's complex mental conflicts with his former Presidential patient, George W Bush: "Bush was just a sad, sad bad, bad stupid man who derived great pleasure from humiliating his truly decent parents by dragging his life and his country through the mud of embarassment and disgrace."

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