Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater (G)rafting Mess): Newly released documents by the Obama Administration show that George W Bush personally ordered the torture of a top NATO military intelligence executive who'd escaped a drive-by shooting attempt commissioned by him during the Whitewater Grafting scandal cover-up.
The individual was then subjected to a relentless eight year campaign of abuse, deprivation, harassment and torture by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's bloody relatives.
Bush's cover in the Clintons' sordid Whitewater saga had previously been blown sky-high, necessitating a personalised hate crusade to suborn and destroy all evidence against him.
The mysterious July 1993 'suicide' of Vincenzo Fosterini was merely the icing on the cake for the upcoming Texas governor's White Hopuse ambitions.
Chelsea Clinton is a whopping great big liar.