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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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Fat, Juicy Puppy Turds For Sale!

DATELINE:WASHINGTON_DC-- The little Obama girls are busy with their new home business. They don't have a lemonade stand but something more high tech and much more rewarding. The clever little girls are selling the poop from their new puppy over Abay--and already they are raking in thousands of bucks!

It was Michelle Obama's idea to make money selling dog poop. Michelle helped her little girls write the Ebay ad. She was curious to see how far the poop business would go. The ad is printed below courtesy of Abay:

Come share our joy with our magical puppy, Bo. We want to sell you some of his magical dog poop! You can smear the Obama dog poop all over face and impress all your friends with the heavenly odor. You can eat the delicious turds and imagine yourself living in the White House with us! A piece of our dog poop is a piece of history! Don't miss out! Bids start at $999.00 per ounce! There is a 10% discount for all white people and Democrats!

Thousands of bids have already come in. Many buyers are eager to pay up to $10,000.00 for an entire dog turd. The little Obama girls are feeding their pup bags of chocolates with laxatives to increase profits. They will use part of their profits to buy more puppies and expand their business.

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