The Obama family introduced Bo, the new First Pet, to an excited and happy press today. Members of the media removed their lips from the President's ass long enough to take pictures of the Portuguese Water Dog.
It was quickly discovered that Bo may be very much like another black Bo: Bo Jackson. It seems that this Bo also is able to do many things. For example:
Bo knows how to hike his leg on the furniture in the Lincoln bedroom.
Bo knows how to chew on the legs of the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.
Bo knows how to leave a stinking, steaming pile on the lawn in the area to be used for the famous and traditional White House Easter Egg Roll.
Bo knows how to wimper and cry for table scraps during State Dinners.
Bo knows that howling in the middle of the night will quickly get him picked up and placed on a bed.
Bo knows how to dig up the plants in the Rose Garden.
Bo knows that Secret Service Agents, Cabinet Members, and the Press will try to gain favor with the Obama family by bringing him treats.
Bo knows that dog farts can clear a room faster than his Master's jokes about the Special Olympics.
While the Obama family is not yet sure whether or not Bo will write his own book (like Barbara Bush's dog Millie),.... Bo knows.