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Monday, 13 April 2009

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In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the killing of three Somali pirates.

Donald Books, of Salford University told us:

"They'd have to be mad to take on the Navy Seals. The Navy Seals are big guys who take no crap from anyone. They have big guns and big bullets. They'd massacre any skinny assed African with an AK. It would be no contest."

Eddie Plum, of Redditch added:

"Skinny Africans with guns are no match for the US Military. These idiots should have realised that."

The US Navy Seals were reportedly growling a lot and itching to get it on.

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