The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates.
Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the Navy Seals decided enough is enough, and wasted the pirates, shooting them about the head and shoulders with sophisticated firearms and high caliber bullets.
Reports suggest that nobody was hurt in the operation, except the pirates, who were said to be "A bit dead, No, very dead" according to a spokesman for the Navy.
A consortium of pirates based on top rated website thespoof.com are reported to be hiding out below decks.
"This is definitely not a good time to be a pirate," commented Bollocks, the ship's parrot. "We won't be messing with Navy Seals, Trust me."
More as we get it.