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Friday, 10 April 2009

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Rush Limbaugh eating his usual breakfast which consists of five Egg McMuffins

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh took a call from a fellow Republican who proceeded to tear into the rotund regurgitator of rabid ranting and virtually left him speechless.

The caller identified only as Charlie tore the big, old, pathetically overweight GOP guru of grunge and ghastliness a new one.

And when it was over "Mr. Mushmouth" was left with his mouth wide open and his tongue sticking out to the side and looking like an old overworked plowhorse.

Good old boy Charlie said that Rush aka the Tummy Dummy, is just an old brainwashed Nazi. Limbaugh took offense and said that he was not brainwashed.

Charlie then told Rush that he was nothing more than a lip synching Sean Hannity wannabe.

And Limbaugh said that Hannity could not even polish his shoes, to which Charlie replied, well birdbrain that's because you wear Converse high top tennis shoes.

Limbaugh demanded to know his last name. Charlie paused and answered that his last name was St. Fu as in STFU.

Limbaugh got extremely angry and he told Charlie that he probably couldn't even spell IUD if he was spotted the I and the U.

Charlie shot back by saying that Limbaugh was so big and fat that neighborhood kids could use him as a merry-go-round.

Limbaugh started wimpering and he knew he was not going to win against Charlie so he decided that he better just cut Charlie's mike off.

In a related story. Glenn Beck told Katie Couric that 6 foot 3, 87-pound Ann Coulter is about as pretty as Rush Limbaugh is skinny.

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