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Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Much to the surprise of the MacDonald's employees at 8th and Marsh in Fort Lauderdale, Florida this morning (average age 68), the 279th Big Mac of the day gave birth to a beautiful baby boy before being stuffed into a sack for a drive-thru customer.

"It was pretty miraculous," reported Ruth Oldashell, who was manning the drive-thru window at the time. "I was about to ask the driver for the fourth time if he wanted french fries with his Big Mac." adding, "I'm a little forgetful. "Then this baby boy emerged from the folds of the Big Mac's wrapper. I have never seen that happen before."

When asked what she did with the proud Big Mac, Ruth said, "I just stuffed the placenta into the middle of the burger and gave the whole thing to the driver as if nothing had happened."

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