Written by Valmerk
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 6 April 2009

image for Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Jennifer Headed For Spring Break!
Gal pals on the lookout for Jennifer's Arrival.

Well kids, look who's headed for Fort Lauderdale Florida at the the height of the college Spring Break season! It's none other than Jennifer, the massive ice shelf currently hanging by a thread off the coast of Antarctica.

When questioned about her sudden decision to attend Spring Break, Jennifer responded, "It's what everyone else is doing. I'm like, tired of sitting in one spot all the time and I uh, want to see the world and binge drink before I melt. I've been schooled all my life, and I need my freedom. I only had casual sex once and it was with a walrus. I have seen friends breaking off every once in a while and wonder where they are going. What cool things are they up to?"

In response to being quizzed further about her slim chances of survival by heading for such warm waters, she responded, "right now I am roughly the size of Jamaica, so I should be able to hang on. I figure that I'll be the size of a VW Beetle by the time I get there. Besides, I'm already registered to be in the wet T-shirt contest."

Make Valmerk's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

5 20 10 23

Go to top