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Topics: Gay

Monday, 6 April 2009

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GLBTQRST community wants more letters in the alphabet in addition to divorce and marriage

With most of the Northeast and now Iowa on board the gat marriage cruise ship, forward looking GLBTQRST political advocates are advancing the cause of gay divorce. Bobby Streisand, a drag queen, cocktail lounge singer and amateur rollerblader told me that gay marriage without gay dvorce would create an intolerable social trap for GLBT couples:

"Listen, let me tell ya somethin'...I've been lovin' gay people my whole gadamn queer life and berlieve me it's no picnic! Most of them neva shut up and they drive you bonkers with the show tunes and the fashion obsession. I know! I'm one of them and I even drive myself looney a little bit! If I had my way I'd legalize Gay divorce before we have gay marriage...believe you me we're goin need it...just look what marriage did to the straight community!"

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