New York, NY. Sources close to globe trotting child collecting Madonna report that she has returned a child to Dondoma, Tanzania after he was caught eating the family dog
The child was found to be the grandson of renowned Swahili witch doctor, Salaan Pinda, who advocates the cannibalizing of his enemies in neighboring tribes.
He is said to have even authored a cookbook called Bone Appetite. Sample recipes include Kenya kabobs, Congo cookies and Mozambique meatloaf to name a few.
Madonna's nanny reportedly found the young Swahili child munching on the families cocker spaniel after carefully grilling it over the backyard barbecue. She said she became sick to her stomach when see saw what the child had done not to mention the horror of finding a pile of bones next to a bottle of ranch dressing.
Madonna vows to be more careful in the next child round up before she finds a shrunken head hanging from her rear view mirror.