The town of Madness, Nevada had a awful surprise this week when the Sheriff logged on to Youtube. In the highlights section was madness combat 3 (it's quite good actually) which showed him in combat with an unknown terrorist and Jesus, in a cartoon form.
Blood and gore is common in the Madness series, so he no doubt took offence against the creator, who commented
"No I do not know where the bodies are, oh... it's you... f**k off it's not my fault."
This follows many scandals in the town, including the "five dwarves in a bed" tale, renowned for it's factual accuracy.
Police are conducting a formal investigation.