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Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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Former President Clinton with the girls father Arcebio Alvarez

Bogota - In a scandalous development, the 59 year old Colombian farmer accused of fathering 8 children with his daughter, denies that he is the biological father. But now says he will reveal the real father, an official familiar with the case said Sunday.

Arcebio Alvarez, a widower, was arrested Friday on charges of incest and sexual abuse, according to Bogota councilwoman Gilma Jimenez, a specialist in family-abuse issues who filed the complaint in the case.

She said Alvarez maintains his innocence and says that he is willing to name the real father, for a price. The AP after paying $48.00 and a case of Budweiser, can now reveal the father of all the 35-year-old woman's eight children is former President Bill Clinton.

The alleged victim was 5 when her mother died and 13 when her first child was born, Jimenez said. This coincided with President Clinton, or Governor Clinton as he was then, and his first visit to Colombia. All the other children were born about nine months after subsequent Clinton visits to the drug ravaged country.

A former bodyguard for ex Bogota mayor Pedro Antonio Marín Marín, confirmed the allegations.

"Senor Clinton requested a young negrita girl, to bring him cigars, and a pound of Colombia's finest export. So my brothers, cousins, cousins, cousins, half cousins daughter was told to go to the room" said the former guard Nicolas Maduro, he also added that when the girl returned and for months after, she kept asking for the vibrating cigars.

"We knew she was in the family, when 6 months later her belly became huge" Senor Maduro commented.

"Of the father there was no doubt, the child had a big, red, bulbous nose and pasty, flaky, white, gringo skin"

On future state visits then President Clinton requested more cigars from "that cute little fun negra girl" and about nine months afterwards, she popped out another one.

A spokesman for former President Clinton said

"tell us news not history, hell he's got little b*****ds running around all over Latin America. He does loves those little negra girls"

He also added "for Gods sake don't tell Hillary or she'll bomb Bogota, or have Uribe assassinate them, like the other ones"

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