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Sunday, 29 March 2009

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"I just couldn't let it go to waste," she pouted.

Whittier, Ca. - Sources close to the rabbit-dropping, bunny popping "Octo Mom", state she is indeed pregnant again. A nurse working with latest litter of kiddies' reports that "Octo Mom" found an extra frozen embryo next to the ice cream and frozen peas in the freezer.

"I saw her run to the bathroom with a turkey baster and embryo," the nurse told reporters.

When questioned by child protective services, Octo Mom admitted to the deed.

"I just couldn't let it go to waste," she pouted.

After hearing the news, neighbors living next to mom organized a protest outside her house. Many were carrying signs that read things like, "Hey lock your bed womb," Enough is enough!!!!!" "Put a fork in her, she's done!" etc.

"Someone ought to put a gun to her head and demand her uterus, she is out of control. She's sick, just sick!"

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