Former Booger County resident, Bobby Rob Robinson, who has been a hermit living out in Old Man Kelsey's Woods for the past 15 years will be the subject of a PBS documentary that will be aired sometimes in 2012.
In the meantime, a group of photographers, cameramen and writers will be following the hermit around over the next three years to see what exactly makes a hermit cut himself off from the world and live all alone like that.
A Boogertown driver who fashioned his own 'bead mat' car seat cover from golf balls has been taken to the Booger Green Hospital in near-by Booger Green to have three of the balls surgically removed from his rectum.
Mr. Jonathon "Fat Boy" Wilson claims he will sue the city, once he's out of the hospital and recovered from the operation, over a twelve-inch pothole on East Snotgurgle Street.
A new study published today in the Boogertown Banner, as we speak, suggests that people classified as dwarfs, or the more politically correct-adults of restricted posture, may just be simply "standing further away".
This trick of perspective means that normal-sized adults may appear smaller than they are.
"The correct procedure is to wave one's arms about in front of themselves and see if they somehow collide with another person."