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Thursday, 26 March 2009

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina.

"Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's happened - you know it's true, ladies and gentlemen - I mean, the world's largest vagina? It's got to belong to some kind of lesbo-feminazi liberal wacko, if you ask me," said Rush, distractedly gesturing toward the lunch cart on the other side of the room.

"I mean, the clit is as big as my... as big as the, the hot dog I had for lunch.

"Now, the world's largest penis? Well… the drive-by media, they'll probably tell you one thing, but it's a symbol of the uber-sexual male. That's what it is, folks, plain and simple. And that's exactly... why... liberal's... arguments... go flaccid in the face of reality."

At this point, several crew members removed their sweaters, and a back-up camera technician was promptly dispatched to adjust the studio's thermostat.

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