Written by indethinker
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Topics: Education

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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A scandal is brewing that could affect the 2012 Presidential run of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush.

The adult love child of Jeb Bush and his former prostitute mistress Legi Slature, a Ms. Flo Comprehensive, who also goes by the rap name of F-Cat has been accused of abusing children up and down the State.

F-Cat has been sighted everywhere from Key West to Pensacola, and children are reporting that she has been making them ill. The sickness is brought on by stressed out teachers, who due to massive budget cuts by the whores in Legi Slatures brothel cannot possibly keep up with the ever increasing demands placed upon them.

The children have been diagnosed with headaches, colds, and flu like symptoms, but most are still been forced into the mold ridden classrooms, thus spreading the disease like the bubonic plague.

We contacted a teacher in St Lucie county who confirmed these reports. Miss **** ***** (name withheld due to the nasty vindictive nature of the St Lucie School Superintendent) said: "Without a doubt F- Cat has been here and the children as well as the staff are thoroughly sick from her"

She also added: "We know that Legi Slatures whores are too blame, but let's point the finger at the real culprit it's Brotha Jeb and his bastard child F-Cat. God help the rest of the country if he's ever selected President like his idiot brother"

Miss **** ***** also confirmed that Legi Slatures new lover Charlie Crist or El Cristo as he is also known due to his grease like slickness, was spotted hanging with F-Cat in South Beach, Miami recently.

"Obviously they're up to no good, no doubt working on a new plan to terrorize the education system in Florida"

We contacted the Governors office for a response and they refused comment.

We did however get an off the record answer, when asked how Florida would qualify for Obama stimulus money for education, when Legi Slatures whores have been cutting the budget for years they said: "Oh, that's no problem we just used the same fuzzy math all Republicans use when it comes to public education spending, after all it's the same math used to grade F-Cats results"

He also added laughingly: "after all if Osama, I mean Obama wants to win in 2012 he needs our electoral votes, and we control that, it's just politics as usual in the Great Banana Republic of Florida"

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