Motown legend and more recently President of America; Barrack Obama has just announced the introduction of his latest idea - The "Cracker Tax".
"It's basically a tax on white people" beamed the leader of the free world addressing congress this morning.
"There are millions of them out there and they should be paying their fair share!" He exclaimed pointing out Newt Gingrich in particular.
"Jeez" I can't believe I never thought of it before joked the delighted President shaking his head and giggling to himself.
Billy Jo Jimbob Presley the Third, a Ku Klux Grand wizard from Alabama was quoted as saying that he was "Over the moon that The President was finally doing something for The White Majority."
It's about time we had our own tax drawled the Grand Wizard as he chewed tobacco and drank liquor from an old fruit jar.