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Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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Offender In Chief Obama

Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Special Olympics or something!"

While this remark was not edited out of the show, Orvis Talbot has discovered many of his other 'off the cuff' remarks have not been reported in the mainstream media.

When asked about his basketball skills and how he fared against a couple of college hoopsters at a recent photo op, the President stated, "they beat me like a slave!"

When introduced to 5'2" actor, Bruce Willis in the green room before the Tonight Show appearance, President Obama was heard to say, "You're smaller than most of the Mexican's on the White House staff!"

And finally, on his return trip to Washington aboard Air Force One, Obama suggested the thermostat be raised because he was cold and was "shaking like Muhammad Ali".

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