Today, pop star and dancer Madonna paid a visit to The Spoof, and as she was being shown round the US Headlines room, to see if she was still being endlessly mentioned, her nether regions suddenly expanded massively!
Dressed in a nice white bikini top, but an unmatching blue bottom, Miss Ciccone's 'ass' - to use the American term - swelled up hugely, and the phrase 'does my bum look big in this?' became only too true!
'It was awful', the beautiful star said, 'my ass grew to twice its size in seconds, I was so, like, embarrassed, and it's still swollen up. A doctor was called, and told me that as long as I wear the white top with the blue bottom it won't get any smaller. But I like the color scheme, so will wear it a bit longer - if it makes my picture in the US Headlines page look freakish, I don't care!'
Madonna's husband, Sir Fly Notsorichienow, said: 'She DOES look weird, gotta admit it. I blame The Spoof, if they'd taken better care of the trouble and strife this would never have happened, me old china plates', and broke into a tap dancing routine, while singing 'Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheroo' in a Dick van Dyke accent.
Madonna's rear will hopefully be back to normal soon. Now Oprah Winfrey's one, on the other hand ...