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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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BOISE, Idaho - UPDATE-1 The US Congress has included the "Idaho Provision" in the new bill to cut down on medical expenses, since a lethal dose of aspartame turns out to be the cheapest way to kill an old person - legally.

Dr. Strangedeath made a surprise appearance downtown today at the corner drug store where he was checking with the pharmacist to make sure he had ample supplies of aspartame sublingual lozenges available for the expected surge of euthanasia expected after tonights speech by Dr. Strangedeath at the grange here.

Idaho is one of a very few states where ordering a lethal supply of a drug, on prescription, is allowed by state law. Since aspartame is both poisonous and tasty, it is the ideal drug for this purpose.

I spoke to Dr. Strangedeath as he was leaving the drug store. His next stop, Los Angles California, where bankruptcy has led to much despair.

Is aspartame the last great white hope for America?

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